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RAMPELSTOLTSKON, REMPOLSTULTSKON!

RAMPELSTOLTSKON, REMPOLSTULTSKON!

$15

12 pages
8.5” x 11”

edition of 75

A new printing of a deeply silly bit of language play that came about back in 2022, goofing around with artificial dialects and pseudo languages. What if I wrote a quick lil script to perform a vowel shift on a text mechanically? This nonsense really seems to have stuck in our brains, and here we are in 2024 printing a full edition.

Rampelstoltskon, Rempolstultskun! is a celebration of barely readable nonsense, a revision of a Brothers Grimm story into five different vowel-shifted dialects.